So I have been strumming my fingers on the keyboard for a while now.
I am in a dilemma about the recipe I am posting today.
Should I share this recipe
spare you from the depression
the knowledge of this recipe would cause.
In case you have resolved to get back in shape this new year,
I warn you to NOT read any further.
Nothing can be done about me.
I have been in on this knowledge,
there is still saving grace for you.